In Florida we don’t say “i love you” we say “I’ll have an alligator hurricane beach party with a double side of humidity. oh no is it lovebug season? why are they fucking everywhere??? get them out of my hair” which roughly translates to “dont live in florida” which i think is beautiful.
as someone who lives in florida , i can confirm this
the truest thing I have ever read.
this is so fucking perfect and true omg
(via queersandshit)
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
(Source: fuckdanielmaitland, via reefcuts)