"My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with blue eyes and a heartbeat."

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

(via smilehomey)

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

(via reddog312)

ktrugger:

sailorp00n:

bluewut:

moon—cunt:

fatxslut:

moon—cunt:

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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god damnit i knew i shoulda watched it 

http://www.avrillavigne.com/us/news/hello-kitty-video

oh wow

my god that was significantly worse than i imagined it’d be

just, all around. 

lol what even is this oh my god

I hope I’m that awesome when I’m 40 :3

That was awful

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via the-perks-of-being-a-lesbian)

Anonymous:
Why are you so sexy?

Cause it just happened like that. But thank you :)

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

(Source: revtomdildomolar, via deathcabforkim)